Imbalance!
You’ve heard of skinny jeans and baggy jeans. But there’s a new kid in town now.
Asymmetric jeans!
Gives you the best of both worlds, because one leg is wide and the other is skinny!
Apparently, these unconventional deals have been creeping their way into fashion in the last several months.
Maybe you couldn’t decide if you wanted your lower extremities to be wrapped in something skin-hugging or if you wanted an elephantine look? Or maybe one of your legs tends to get
Flame!
Heartbroken? You need to do something about that ache in your chest, that pressure in your liver, that overflowing lacrimal gland, that sob from your lungs, etc.? Yup, you need to do something about this agony.
But, whatever you do, don’t do what Ariauna Chantell Lillard (19), of Lincoln, Nebraska, did the other day, after she broke up with her boyfriend.
Being in possession of a bunch of love letters from said ex, Lillard decided they needed to go. “Go” as in “wiped
Thieves!
They say that karma will eventually catch up to you.
It did, the other day, for William Kelley, 42, who called the Kennewick, WA, Police Department at 6 a.m. on a Sunday morning to report that his red 1992 Chevy pickup truck had been stolen.
As part of the investigation, the police examined security camera footage in the vicinity. They saw a male on a bicycle riding by Kelley’s truck. He discovered the keys in the truck, and so, the enterprising thief that he was, he said,
Fish!
The Bloomberg Annual Sushinomics Index. Yes, there is such a thing!
It is a cost-of-living gauge measuring not the price of items you’d normally think of, but of … sushi prices!
Genesis 44:1–45:28
Self-sacrificial solidarity with the suffering, recognizing God’s overriding sovereignty, promotes divine blessing.
This section describes the remainder of the events on that fateful second trip to Egypt made by Joseph and his brothers. Benjamin had been brought along. Joseph, still incognito to his brothers, invites them to a grand feast and everything appears to be fine and dandy, at least till they get ready to return to Canaan.
Then comes the test that will reveal
Abe Kuruvilla is the Carl E. Bates Professor of Christian Preaching at The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary (Louisville, KY), and a dermatologist in private practice. His passion is to explore, explain, and exemplify preaching.